Jews. We are the most ancient people. Our jokes, religion, and science were stolen. Moreover, we the victims, and everybody hate us. Bosses exploit working people. They all have only one goal that is how to pay their employees as little as possible and how to take from them as much as possible. Hello. I understand you are interested in making some money and thought you might be interested in this.... I am Miss Fancy Lancy Nandgibula from Sierra Leone, and the eldest daughter of the assassinated president. The battles are over for a while. What bothers me after Thanksgiving I go to whirlpool- sauna for warm, relax and pleasure in my underwear. I am usually along and it is pretty good. But today I meet a guy with shoes, t-shirts, and pants. I ask: “Are you ok?” He answer: “Fine.” I say, “It is written on the door: ”Please wear swimsuit“, It means: not shoes, not coat, hat, or something. It means man’s underwear and maybe beech shoes if your feet is hot.” He says, “ Swimsuit means clothes, anything, not naked. It is co-ed sauna-whirlpool, that’s it. Don’t bother me. Who told you otherwise? Why does my clothes bother you?” I say, “It is my health. Your cloth is spreading germs to me. Your shoes are dirty.” He answers, “I go to different health saunas, health clubs, Are you ok? You’re fricking Russian Jew! Shut up!” He runs away. I remain calm and read the paper. The sauna is hot, but I can breath. Bush was in Iraq. Thanksgiving is over…

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