Jews We are the most ancient people. Our jokes, religion, science were stolen. Moreover, we are the victims, and everybody hates us. Although Americans, Europeans, and others claim that they have their own local jokes, religion, and science; God knows that all their literature is just a translation and modification from Torah and Talmud. If there is a good American or European comedian or scientist, he must be a Jew. Russians and East Europeans. We are still smart and kind guys. Since communism has robbed us, we deserve donation from West. Americans. We are God blessed people. Only we can blow off innocent people in poor countries like Afghanistan, Sudan, Yugoslavia, Iraq, etc. Only we can behave unilaterally. According to us, we show our leadership skills, and according to the rest, Americans are bullish teenagers who have no clue what they are doing. We show democracy, prosperity, freedom to the world, but the world knows that we care only about money, corruption, destruction, and egoism. West Europe.  Let us unite together! Only united we can teach the lesson to the others. It is time for the US to adjust to us, and to our standards of business and human rights. Don't import to me your dirty artificial apples. You better clean your bad neighborhoods, stop racism, before accusing Europe in close-mind ness. Give free healthcare, and abolish death sentence, before you start talking about your prosperity and democracy. Just a reminder, socialism is good, and capitalism is bad. You can call us allies, but we still don't trust you. Arabs and Middle East. America, please don't shoot us. We don't like Israel, but nobody like Jews anyway, except you. So, you still need our oil and natural resources. Our religion teaches us to look down on your American way of life: prostitution and naked women, your laughing TV, and crazy mobility of stocks, bonds, and people. You respect religion, don't you? China and Far East. Watch us. We are getting richer and richer. We have already taken WTO. Our brutality and despotic style will lead us to the world domination. Remember Middle Ages history: Mongol-Tatar invasion of the half of the world. Who were Mongols? Just unsettled tribes in Asia who won wars with town and village peoples of Europe and Russia. Latin America For how long our local few rich guys and dictators will control us? We are getting poorer. Look at Argentinean economy. It is a total collapse. Argentinean Jews immigrate to Israel, and English-speaking businessmen are moving to the USA and Europe. Instead of stupid privatization, we should of nationalized economy, like in Cuba. Africa.  We are kind people. We are the victims of AIDS and colonization. Please give us money.

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