September 11 aftermath or do we want more democracy and diversity in our society?

City councilman: Should a city man deport Middle Eastern immigrants?
There are thousands of good employees from Middle East who do not have time and expertise to blow up American land. They just work in IS field, pay as little taxes as they can and donate to Muslim charity(10%) of their salary. American do not want to pay taxes, so don't expect that aliens are better than us. They are just different. What non-profit Islamic organization do with this money is not their business. City man needs taxes and aliens needs dollars from IS field. It looks like everybody is happy.

Police: Should he cooperate with federal authorities?
US is build upon "Questioning authority" and especially from the federal level. Why talk to them, if they are goal is to screw you?

Mayer. Should a mayor encourage reporting illegal aliens? Majority of aliens are latinos(80% are Mexicans) who are needed in agriculture, hotels, restaurants and in other low- pay jobs without dignity. Other area is computers and technology who is full of Pakistanis, Chinese, Indians, other Asians, Israelis, Arabs, other Middle-Eastern, and Russians, Ukrainians, and other Jews. In both cases, there is simple not enough Americans who are strong enough and smart enough to do these kind of jobs.

Librarians. Should a librarian hide Patriot Act?
I go to library from time to time and they never talk to me about any kinds of acts. All they ask is my library card. Maybe they collect data on me. Hey, bank, employer, government collect data on every person. So, leave the poor librarian along.

Chamber of commerce. Should he isolate US from its neighbors?
US created NAFTA in order to use cheap Mexican labor and cheap Canadian wood. If your goal is to get stuff cheap what will you do?

University president. Should he send foreign students oversees?
Who he/she will be teaching if 80% of his students leave the college. Empty Americans walls? He needs money in order to put his son into the law school.

Governor. Should governor be tough on issuing drivers license for undocumented workers?
Yeah right. We all should be honest and hard-working. Tell these to your kids, if they are willing to listen to you. Also the small book about how to pass CDL test is full of confusing and useless info. It's ok if a foreign born guy makes few mistakes on a permit test.

Congressmen and senators. Should congressmen ignore Arab special interest group?
Of course, not. Congressmen love any lobby, especially the ones who brings him a lot candy and honey. Don’t you know who run this country? This is correct. It is special interests groups.


Transportation Security men and women. Should they buy arms for pilots or invest in weapons -detection equipment? Should he/she do racial profiling?
Weapons-detection equipment sounds like a good idea to me. Look, terrorist want to bring gun or some sharp instruments and here we go, equipment detected it. Sure, equipment is not perfect. Nothing is perfect. Humans are not perfect. If you don’t like equipment, you have to hire more people; and that is too expensive. About racial profiling is an interesting point. I think that police are already target minorities and aliens too much. Just because you have dark hair and can speak in few languages, does not mean that you are terrorist.

Homeland Security Department. Should Security Department do duct tape tip sheets and color coded alerts?
They are supposed to do something. Don’t blame them. They just do their jobs the best they can. Just because duct tape and color alert do not work for you, does not mean that our Homeland Security is bad.

US State department. Should it be tough with Saudi Arabia?
Well, Saudi Arabia is a friend of the US, and most importantly, it gives us oil. If we will insult Saudis, we will have to send troops to the whole Arab regions, and we don’t have enough money for that trip yet.

Presidents, democrats, and republicans. Should they care about you?
You give them few tax dollars, do you like it or not. Their frequent buddies are special interests group and corporations. Those who pay the most, get the biggest pie. It looks fair.

G-d bless America.
What can you do according about the above and what choices do you have?
Well, you can buy duct tapes, underwear with American flags, flags, spy on your neighbor and co-worker.

Once again, God bless America.

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