Republican GeeW Bush Accomplishments from 2000-current: Domestic: Nine millions are unemployed, many more are underemployed, and underpaid. Tens of millions without health insurance, dental plan or anything. Thousands of children cannot read, write or do arithmetic. Who knows exactly the number of prisoners, homeless, and drug-addicts? Who cares? Bush’s answers: We believe in free enterprise, we believe God. Economy’s up and economy’s down; and there is nothing I can do, but tax cuts for the rich. They are my sponsors, they are my friends. They gave me the power to office, I gave them tax cuts. It is fair for me, fair for them, and American people can like it or not, but it is free enterprise. Poor are getting poorer, prisons are full; pollutions, schmolutions. Don’t blame me. I give my small church donation, that’s why I am saved. Security guards and strong walls in white house. That’s all what I care. Don’t call me a neo fascist, cowboy or a jerk. I am for the freedom, I am for the people and good. Compassionate Conservatism is a phrase which I like. It is praying for sins and a heaven for rich. Internationally: Critics say: huge foreign deficit, international agreements are in the dumpster. My answer to them: US is strong, US is nice. Our military power is number one. That’s why we are in Yugoslavia, Iraq and Afghan. We are everywhere because we love foreign land, oil, cookies, and junk. Let’s spread the democracy: Coca Cola, McDonalds, Taco’s, and porno movies. American food is good for the stomach, and movies are good for the soul. Fat people, crime rates, drug addicts, and nations in debt. That’s where we are going, and we should lead all others with us. Let’s go to freedom, let’s go to hell! Conclusion for ordinary folk: Never vote for republicans and right wing radicals. Don’t vote or vote for Democrats and others.

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