Bush Speech in UK Thank you Tony, thank your press, I am so happy. Great Britain is my dearest friend, even though I am so hated here. Please don’t hate me so much because I am not the guilty. I just follow orders from above and I am only soldier. Rich men, lobbies, and the God are my real bosses. US, Britain have so much in common: Freedom , liberty, and stuff are our goals, and we should stick together. We all talk the same junk: private markets, civil rights, plus commerce and power. I do honor British men who are dead in Mosul. Great Britain and US are always friends because we both English speaking. Yes, it is true, US fought Brits but it was so long ago. After that, we loved UK, and we still in passion. World War I and World War II, Gulf War I and Golf War II we are the allies. These days are war with terrorism and we do fight together. In UN, Great Britain backs US, and we are so grateful. I just want to thank you for support and for future actions. Tony Blair is my dog, poodle for my bosses. The truth is that US is very rich and has many weapons. You can trade with French and Turks, form some weird treaties. But please, remember evil! North Korea, Cuba are red, they should be boycotted. Iran, Syria, Qatar are Arab-Muslim world. They should be avoided. Yasser Arafat is an old man, plus smart fox, and poisoned rat. He should die sometimes. Only Israel is our friend, please donate few euros. Jews, British, and US are three musketeers. We will hunt those terror-states, clean the world from evil. That is all for now. God bless Kingdom, bless US, and god chosen people!

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