Rich Man

I earn 100,000 dollars last year.
This year is more than last year.
Every year my salary is going up, up, and up.
The problem is what do I want to do with all these money, where to invest?
How to get more, more, and more. It is rat race to the bottom.
It is not just a problem, it is challenge, it’s life, doggy dog world.
Money markets accounts, stocks, bonds, futures, offshore deals, gold, silver, homes,
You name it, I got it.
Sometimes I am confused, I have so many accounts.
I have lawyers, accountants, brokers to manage my money.
My party of choice is republican party.
It is party for rich and they share my vision.
In other words, I give them the money, they give me good laws.
That’s how it works in nutshell.
I own couple of businesses.
And basically my goal is to make money for me, not to give money to people.
I don’t care where American worker can find a job with respect, and money for living.
I fired all permanent workers, hire temps for short projects.
They are quite and cheap, no health benefits, no perks, no nothing.
If a worker asks many questions, we fire the guy, and hire another.
Where can I find cheap, obedient labor, cheap raw materials, and how can I make profit?
Research indicates that cheap labor, cheap raw materials are overseas.
Let’s set our plans in China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Malaysia.
Programmers from India, Russia give us software, logistics.
Mexican workers assemble the products.
What I need from American government?
It is more freedom and money for me, and less freedom, less money for people.
I need strong police force to keep all poor people and jerks from my property.
I need strong military to keep me, my financial system in safe place from all sorts of hijackers.
Plus laws which will bring me more dollars, more power.
Ok about me what I do for the people?
Our latest laws are really good for all people.
Those Americans who criticize our system should go to jail or move overseas.
Phone wire taps, internet tracking, home bugs, undercover police are all good measures.
To keep workers quite and keep them in place.
Any normal person should like our system.
For most of the people it is freedom of choice.
Religion is free for most people. You can go to church or a mosque, I don’t care.
You can buy vodka, beer, wine, Coca Cola or Pepsi. It is your choice, I don’t care.
You can make suicide, why should I care?
It is your life afterwards. I don’t need you.
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