Why do they fail to hire me? There are number of reasons why the prospective company fails to hire a cool guy like me. According to me, they are all nerds. According to them, I was just another statistics in their screening process. I demand a full explanation by writing them a letter. The only explanation they can give to me is that my skills, experience and education do not closely match with their position. Well, this explanation does not satisfy me. Sure the market is down. Yet, I bet there are a lot of people who have less education, no skills, and no education who are employed, yet I am part of the chosen 6-10% of the unemployed. This fact makes no sense. If the fact makes no sense, the only explanation is the discrimination. I blame my ethnic group. Why God chose me to be a white? If only I was a black, I would file a discrimination charges with the Department of Human Rights and would get the money I deserve. All of my prospective bosses are whites, and they are interested in me during the interview. Yet, they ignore me as soon as I close the door of the company. There are charges regarding religion, ethnic, race, and gender, but there is a place for the discrimination against cool men like me??? I call to my former boss. He does not want to talk to me. Lack of work is the official words on the termination paper. Hey, bastards, you fire me for no reason, and now you give me bad reference for no reason. No, I will not let you get away with it!!!!!! Tips from the "experts": Research the company and the industry. There is nothing to research. Who cares about their last year sales? Usually, the bigger, the company the better the salary. That is all what I care. On the other hand, big boss in a small company earns more then the mail clerk in a big one. So, I mail my resume to every dude in a town. Maybe somebody will not send my letter in a trashcan. What is the difference between Motorola and Sears as far as I am concerned? None. One produces high tech hardware like cell phones, another is the retailer of everything. I am an accountant; it makes no difference to me. SALARY, SALARY, and SALARY AGAIN is the only thing that matters. How good is the food in the cafeteria, how good is the vacation and health plan, how clean and comfortable area around my desk, how often other employees bother me. There are dozens of the small things. So, what if company is loosing money? So, what if industry stinks. As long as they pay me dough, I am cool. Know your potential job. Modern accounting is the Enron style practices. 2+2= whatever you want it to be. All the training is on the job, so knowledge of what I did or did not do before does not matter. I know they ask how familiar your are with numbers. Sure I am familiar. What are the criteria for the familiarity?? Have I done Cost Accounting? Any number crunching is about cost. Sure, I am an expert in cost accounting. How many courses in accounting did you take? I took 1 and I receive a "D". They did not ask me any more questions. So, I assume that I gave them the correct answer. Click on Work Link from the Jokes section. The only thing that a small guy can do is to make fun of them. Next

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